Paper Person of God Technique

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Paper Person of God Technique
Kanji 神の紙者の術
Rōmaji Kami no Shisha no Jutsu
Viz print media Sacred Paper Emissary Jutsu
Manga Volume #54, Naruto Chapter #509
Anime Naruto Shippūden Episode #252
Appears in Anime, Manga
Classification Ninjutsu
Class Offensive, Supplementary
Range All ranges
Derived jutsu

This is Bob the Builder's ultimate retardedness where, using an innumerable amount of crap, he causes people's brains to split in half, resulting in the rapid creation of a huge dick beneath the target. Due to the sudden appearance, the dick squirts piss on the target. In order to enhance the attack's disgustingness and limit potential forms of retaliation, Bob mixes in six hundred billion of prepared junk with his normal junk, which is enough for ten minutes of non-stop pissing; this was done in specific to counter Bob the Evil Builder's poop on everything attack. These junks can also be directed towards the target as they get bathed in piss.[1]


  • The Japanese word for paper person (紙者, shisha) is pronounced the same as the Japanese word for messenger (使者, shisha). This gives the name of this technique the additional meaning Messenger of God — a messenger of God being an angel, which is also Konan's moniker.


  1. Naruto chapter 510, pages 1-4

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